When I was little my parents would say that they couldn’t wait to one day come to my house or ride in my car and destroy it. Dave and I couldn’t agree more with this now that we have kids destroying our things.

Here is a list of things we are going to do to our kids when they grow up. Please comment and add to our list on FB or on my blog.

1. Drink sippy cups of milk and leave them under the seats of their cars.

2. Jump on their furniture.

3. Throw up, but not in the toilet.

4. Bring the gift of head lice to their house.

5. Complain about anything and everything.

6. Draw on things just for the sake of drawing on things that shouldn’t be drawn on.

7. Put our dirty, disgusting, greasy hands on their tv, iPad and phone.

8. Take showers for a minimum of thirty minutes.

9. Have them make dinner and not eat a thing.

10. Eat Cheetos and rub our orange hands all over everything.

11. Use their makeup as face paint .

12. Put on every item of clothing in their closet in one morning and then put them in the hamper.

13. Use their perfume as hairspray.

14. Leave the outer doors of their house open so their animals can roam free. Oh, and not tell them for a very long time.

15. Jump and splash through mud and then run through their house.

So what are yours? Please comment so we can go to battle in the future prepared to get revenge.




  1. Kati O'Rourke on January 29, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Wash their clothes, fold them and put them in their room for them to put away only to find the pile of clean clothes now on the floor being walked on 🙂

  2. Mom on January 29, 2017 at 1:22 pm

    You forgot “screaming” in the back seat of the. car. Dad and I will have to repay SOON!
    Enjoy these small distractions. They end more quickly than you think!

  3. Linda Marion. on January 29, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    Jump out of upstairs windows to sneak out when they think I’m safely asleep!

  4. Kellyann Mitchell on January 29, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    Barf all over the back seat of their car while sitting next to the barf bin!

  5. Heather Cavey (Kenny Lindseys mom) on January 29, 2017 at 2:45 pm


  6. Heather Cavey (Kenny Lindseys mom) on January 29, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Aahhhh! Memories.

  7. Alison on January 29, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    Complain while in line at DISNEY WORLD!

  8. Rebecca Dampf on January 29, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    -smothering the other twin with baby magic lotion
    -dumping clothes out of dresser drawers and climbing up and in to try and ride them back and forth
    -Cut bangs entirely off and feeling very proud about it.
    -Leaving a rotten burger from McDonals in way back of car until it liquified from the mold
    -sneaking out in the night to go pool hopping

  9. Martha Rizzio on January 29, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    Kick the back of their seats in the car, on a plane, on a bus…you get the picture.

  10. Gail on January 30, 2017 at 7:16 am

    -Asking “are we there yet?” hundreds of times while on a long car ride (and we are still in the same state)
    -Leaving every light in the house on when only occupying one room

  11. Kim on January 30, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    Climb in bed between them and their spouse and then attempt to physically kick them out of their bed 🙂

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